Sometimes I’m also very tired because of working with egos, but I have to. Because of the world, because of everybody. Otherwise, do you think I enjoy all this mundane domestic work or secretary job? Every day I have to read what you read. Tons of them, (Yes.) I read through and correct them, see if anything needs to be erased. (Yes.) Just words, no pictures.
Low thinking from other people, from each other. (Yes, Master.) It’s not a place to show off your figure. (No.) You are free, but why here? (Yes, Master.) No need.
Oh, hey, very good. What is it anyway? Wow, now we are going to plant something outside there. It’s OK, it’s OK. I think I’m going to plant some big trees or something. At least some trees, the hedge, to cover up a little bit, so we can walk inside, nobody sees us. (It’s so empty now, without the plants.) Very empty. We have to plant something. Good appetite. (Thank You very much.) You are welcome.
Now look at this lady. Hey, look at that, have a look at her. What? (May I ask for practical advice on what to do, if I have too much air in my hair.) Too much air in your hair? They have some you can sprinkle on and make it look like your hair. They sell those. You just spray it on evenly. Spray it on and you’ll have full hair, at least for TV. Nobody touches it. On TV, they have the spray. (Yes, yes. They did something like this.) They did? Then it’s OK. (Once.) Why once? They could do anything. Look at that now, she looks so nice. Hey, come on. (It’s amazing.) Here, picture. Who said what? (She looks so, so much better.) Yes, she is soft and nice, feminine. It’s cool like that.
(We translated ten hours and after translation, we had recording, so…) Tired, huh? (Yes.) Wow! That’s why you run away. Too much work. (Yes. It’s not too much work. I don’t know why. I don’t know. I think I needed a rest.) Over there just work and no fun. (No.) Right? (We had fun, also.) (Could be fun.) Could be fun. (Yes, we had fun.) (I had fun.) Yeah? You? Good. It depends on how passionate you are about this kind. Sometimes I’m also very tired because of working with egos, but I have to. Because of the world, because of everybody. Otherwise, do you think I enjoy all this mundane domestic work or secretary job? Every day I have to read what you read. Tons of them, (Yes.) I read through and correct them, see if anything needs to be erased. (Yes.) Just words, no pictures.
Look at this woman, nice. And I didn’t do much. I just tied up your hair. If it’s too fluffy, you tie it up like that. (Yes.) Or you put a little bit of mousse or those to sculpture hair, and you flatten it with a towel or something, and then afterward it just stays like that. (Yes.) You look better anyway. Oh, I’m amazed too. She looks nice. She’s not skinny at all. My God! On TV, she looks like a starving, starving Mädchen (girl). If your forehead is too bright, too long, and if you do it on all sides as well, then your face looks long and skinny. (Yes, more skinny.) Yeah. So it covers a little bit, makes it softer. Alright? (OK.) That’s all. Otherwise, your head was too square on television. Are you not going back there anymore after I did your hair? (Yes, I… I think I will go.) You go and look at the big, big bathroom. (OK. Yes.) I could do more than that. Oh, no, no, don’t move it to… I could do more than that, but just right now, even do one side, you use this, and look at the side of your head. It’s beautiful. You should not cover it, because if you cover this, your face looks more long and more square. You go and look at the side now. (OK.) Look at the side, like this. (OK. Thank You.) Enjoy!
I could make more miracles. It’s not. This is just a quick one to show you that it doesn’t have to be the way it was. My God. IQ is what I need from my people. Not ego, but IQ. It’s trouble, trouble. You know the problem sometimes with hairdressers – they want to do what they want. And they think they are right. They think they are professional. It’s not necessarily good, but not everybody knows what to do. Sometimes if I go to a hairdresser, I’m also very agitated. That’s why I’m lazy to go. I do most things myself. I don’t go anymore. Unless it’s a good hairdresser, if you go there, they ruin your hair. They ruin your face also. They just learn one or two styles and they’re fixing it, they just make it quick so that the next customer comes. So I don’t know, maybe one of those comes into [Supreme Master] TV to be a hairstylist there. So sometimes it becomes very different. So, after I saw some of the… I didn’t know how to tell them, because remotely, how do you tell a person how to make? So I had to draw a little picture, and I told the guys, “You have to do your hair like this and don’t cut here, so that your face doesn’t look too long and skinny.” And now it’s better. They do look better, a little bit. No? (Yes.) The skinny guy looks better.
I don’t know what else to say. It’s 10:30. What do you want to do at this time? Nothing? Meditate. (Talk to You.) Talk, tell me. What do you want? (No, I just prefer to hear You talk.) You mean listening. (Yes.) You mean I have to tell you stories and all stuff. I’m tired, baby. I have to do something else. (Thank You, Master.)
Is it good? (It’s much softer now.) Softer? You look pretty. (Thank You.) Not just soft. You look very pretty. Your face is more feminine, round, and nice, casual. Simple. (Thank You.) But maybe you like that style, then I don’t mind. Whatever you like to do, it is OK. But you don’t have to make yourself look older than you are. (I’m old. Oh, no, sorry.) You don’t look old now, don’t have to. Well, I mean, you don’t have to make yourself look more square than you already are. You see, hair makes a difference. (Yes.) Hair can make you fatter, skinnier, younger or older. Like you, she makes herself also a little old.
But that’s nice also, you have all your hair up, and you feel fresh. I know that. I also do that all the time. It’s not pretty or anything; I don’t care. I just make it all up, like this. Wow, this feels good. This feels very, very… no obstruction. I like this, very simple. After you wash your hair, you put some hair sculpture gel, a little bit, and then you do what you want with your hair. It will flatten down. (OK.) You have to take care of it. You need conditioner, vitamins. They are not expensive, a few dollars in a shop. (Yes.) After shampoo, you have to put it on, and then your hair will stay where you want. I don’t do much with my hair, but after I shampoo, I just put it like this. And then when I put it down, it’s wavy, like I’ve gone to a coiffeur (hairdresser).
(Yes. It’s different in L.A. [Los Angeles]. My hair was very dry; my skin was very dry.) Yeah, in L.A. (Los Angeles) it’s dry. (It’s really very, very dry.) Yeah. L.A. (Los Angeles) is a very dry city. I don’t know why. You have to put cream like two, three times a day on your body, otherwise it goes wrinkly, very old, very dry. It was a desert before. (Yes.) But people like it very much. I don’t know why. People like L.A., a lot of people. That’s why it’s a big city. (Yes.) Because the climate is mild. In winter it’s only 13, 14, 16 (degrees Celsius). And then because it’s dry, it doesn’t have rheumatism and all the stuff also. So old people like that place, like California. (Yes, they do.)
(Could they have a professional hairdresser?) They have. (They do now?) That’s the problem. I keep telling you. (Before, the young people that went there from Geneva, they were so shocked because they said every time before they had to go on, somebody with a brush, would just sort of go like that, then you’re really not very natural. It wasn’t a hairdresser.) No, no. It must be the hairdresser. I don’t know. Anyway, I have told them a little bit about what to do. I hope they change. They did change some already. The Korean came back to normal again, at least, and the skinny guy got better. And other guys, blah, blah, blah. I just have to be there in order to take care of everything, but I can’t. So we just have to take it the way it is.
(Master, can I ask You, are these Your design?) What design? (Your earrings.) What earrings? Oh, no. (Are they Your design?) No, no, no. (Oh. OK.) Why? (Because they’re lovely.) You’d like it? (Yes, I... No, no, no, no. I just thought that maybe they’re Your design, but no.) No, they designed it already, so I don’t have to. (Oh, good.) I don’t even care for the design too much, just to change. Let other people also make money. See you later. I go take care of some other things. (Thank You. Yes.) OK, you meditate. Alright? (Thank You.) (Thank You, Master.) It’s not easy to have all these jobs. Thank you, guys. (Thank You, Master.) What is this here? Not supposed to be here, right? Bring it downstairs. Or if you guys need it, keep it but don’t need that.
You want some (vegan) candies, babe? (Yes.) Sorry that I don’t always stay here, so you can have some (vegan) candies. Oh, very heavy, man. (Wow.) Wow, I’m telling you. How about they share it themselves? Because if we make noise, they’ll come up and… And then we have to laugh… And sing love songs. You give it to all brothers and sisters. Maybe I’ll come back. I have to go. Don’t worry, I love you. What’s your name, short? (Yubo.) Majobo. (Yubo.) Yubo. (Yes.) Yubo. (Yubo.) How do you know? (Because I know him.) Yubo, that’s a very friendly name. Boyo (Master’s rescued dog-person). I love you, Boyo.
Check you out. Check if you’re still here. You stay here until today? (I’m leaving tonight.) Today? (I’m leaving tonight.) Tonight, and you? Stay for a while, huh? It’s your home. Better you stay as long as you want. No problem. (Thanks. Thank You, Master.) But it’s too cold to go swimming. Now that there’re not too many people, you can take a shower. Warm shower. It’s very cold. I feel cold. (It’s cold.) (It is not cold.) No? (No.) (It is.) Maybe because I’ve got a cold. I don’t know why I’m so sensitive. You guys have no problem, right? (Yes.) I’m not doing anything. (This room is also very warm, Master.) This room is warm, of course. (Yes.) My room’s also warm, you know that but… I feel very tired because of the cold. Now everybody’s gone, I can afford to get sick. A few days, no problem. I haven’t done anything, I’m not going anywhere.
(Master, it was too hot here for You as well and now it’s cold. So it’s the contrast.) You mean hot cold, hot cold, (Yes.) and then I got a cold. And how about you? You, too. (I think it just cycles as well too from the air conditioner.) Yeah, maybe. Maybe the aircon is too near. I want to go to sleep. Check out a little bit. There’s some (vegan) candies for you here. Now, my God, getting worse now. The candies are not as good looking anymore. Because everybody’s gone, they do cheap on us. But you will like it, no? (Yes.) Everybody take some. (Thank You.) (Thank You, Master.) Too cold. (Yes, that’s right.) (Thanks for everything, Master.) I go sleep. (Yes, see You, Master.) (Thank You, Master. Bye.) (Take care, Master.) I love you guys. (We love You, too, Master.)
